Trickster Crowbar~!

irishpimpcrowbar: trickycandybar: irishpimpcrowbar: trickycand...

Wed, 07 Dec 2011 00:59:58 -0500

trickycandybar:

irishpimpcrowbar:

trickycandybar:

irishpimpcrowbar:

trickycandybar:

Why thank you, daaarling~! That’s so very kind of you, I think you deserve a prize for it~

What do I win? o:

A smooch~!

*leans over and kisses your cheek briefly and beams*

asdfghjkl .w. best prize~ Merci!

Only the best for so kind a young lady, hmm~?

You’re too sweet~

It comes with the name~! Hee~

irishpimpcrowbar: trickycandybar: irishpimpcrowbar: trickycandy...

Wed, 07 Dec 2011 00:48:02 -0500

irishpimpcrowbar:

trickycandybar:

irishpimpcrowbar:

trickycandybar:

Why thank you, daaarling~! That’s so very kind of you, I think you deserve a prize for it~

What do I win? o:

A smooch~!

*leans over and kisses your cheek briefly and beams*

asdfghjkl .w. best prize~ Merci!

Only the best for so kind a young lady, hmm~?

irishpimpcrowbar: trickycandybar: irishpimpcrowbar: trickycand...

Wed, 07 Dec 2011 00:34:49 -0500

irishpimpcrowbar:

trickycandybar:

irishpimpcrowbar:

trickycandybar:

irishpimpcrowbar:

trickycandybar:

irishpimpcrowbar:

Shhhhhh *pap* You’re amazing. Shhhh.

Ah, such kind words~! Thank you so very much, you’re almost as sweet as me~!

*he giggles a little and winks*

I can’t handle this. *casually flipping the fuck out and fan girling everywhere*

Well goodness, if you aren’t as sweet as me, you’re certainly as cuute~! Heeheehee~!

asdfghjkl Can i just say how fucking awesome you are?

Why thank you, daaarling~! That’s so very kind of you, I think you deserve a prize for it~

What do I win? o:

A smooch~!

*leans over and kisses your cheek briefly and beams*

irishpimpcrowbar: trickycandybar: irishpimpcrowbar: trickycand...

Wed, 07 Dec 2011 00:28:04 -0500

irishpimpcrowbar:

trickycandybar:

irishpimpcrowbar:

trickycandybar:

irishpimpcrowbar:

trickycandybar:

irishpimpcrowbar:

trickycandybar:

irishpimpcrowbar:

trickycandybar:

irishpimpcrowbar:

This song is literally Trickster!Crowbar’s Theme song okay? Okay.

Hee heee~!

Oh god he found it.

Oh my goodness, this is such a good song~! And so true to me, hee~

All of my boners right now. You don’t even know bro.

Oh my goodness, how flattering~! You flatter me, my dear~ Hehehe~

Shhhhhh *pap* You’re amazing. Shhhh.

Ah, such kind words~! Thank you so very much, you’re almost as sweet as me~!

*he giggles a little and winks*

I can’t handle this. *casually flipping the fuck out and fan girling everywhere*

Well goodness, if you aren’t as sweet as me, you’re certainly as cuute~! Heeheehee~!

asdfghjkl Can i just say how fucking awesome you are?

Why thank you, daaarling~! That’s so very kind of you, I think you deserve a prize for it~

irishpimpcrowbar: trickycandybar: irishpimpcrowbar: trickycand...

Wed, 07 Dec 2011 00:19:32 -0500

irishpimpcrowbar:

trickycandybar:

irishpimpcrowbar:

trickycandybar:

irishpimpcrowbar:

trickycandybar:

irishpimpcrowbar:

trickycandybar:

irishpimpcrowbar:

This song is literally Trickster!Crowbar’s Theme song okay? Okay.

Hee heee~!

Oh god he found it.

Oh my goodness, this is such a good song~! And so true to me, hee~

All of my boners right now. You don’t even know bro.

Oh my goodness, how flattering~! You flatter me, my dear~ Hehehe~

Shhhhhh *pap* You’re amazing. Shhhh.

Ah, such kind words~! Thank you so very much, you’re almost as sweet as me~!

*he giggles a little and winks*

I can’t handle this. *casually flipping the fuck out and fan girling everywhere*

Well goodness, if you aren’t as sweet as me, you’re certainly as cuute~! Heeheehee~!

irishpimpcrowbar: trickycandybar: irishpimpcrowbar: trickycand...

Wed, 07 Dec 2011 00:05:21 -0500

irishpimpcrowbar:

trickycandybar:

irishpimpcrowbar:

trickycandybar:

irishpimpcrowbar:

trickycandybar:

irishpimpcrowbar:

This song is literally Trickster!Crowbar’s Theme song okay? Okay.

Hee heee~!

Oh god he found it.

Oh my goodness, this is such a good song~! And so true to me, hee~

All of my boners right now. You don’t even know bro.

Oh my goodness, how flattering~! You flatter me, my dear~ Hehehe~

Shhhhhh *pap* You’re amazing. Shhhh.

Ah, such kind words~! Thank you so very much, you’re almost as sweet as me~!

*he giggles a little and winks*

irishpimpcrowbar: trickycandybar: irishpimpcrowbar: trickycand...

Tue, 06 Dec 2011 23:56:07 -0500

irishpimpcrowbar:

trickycandybar:

irishpimpcrowbar:

trickycandybar:

irishpimpcrowbar:

This song is literally Trickster!Crowbar’s Theme song okay? Okay.

Hee heee~!

Oh god he found it.

Oh my goodness, this is such a good song~! And so true to me, hee~

All of my boners right now. You don’t even know bro.

Oh my goodness, how flattering~! You flatter me, my dear~ Hehehe~

irishpimpcrowbar: trickycandybar: irishpimpcrowbar: This song...

Tue, 06 Dec 2011 23:48:59 -0500

irishpimpcrowbar:

trickycandybar:

irishpimpcrowbar:

This song is literally Trickster!Crowbar’s Theme song okay? Okay.

Hee heee~!

Oh god he found it.

Oh my goodness, this is such a good song~! And so true to me, hee~

irishpimpcrowbar: This song is literally Trickster!Crowbar’s...

Tue, 06 Dec 2011 23:39:53 -0500

irishpimpcrowbar:

This song is literally Trickster!Crowbar’s Theme song okay? Okay.

Hee heee~!

SO MUCH BETTER THAN THE lasttimeW E SPOKE HEHEHEHE <3333 ALTHOUGH I CAN'T REMEMBER IT TOO WELL BUT STILL THAT'S NOT THE POINT :D

Sat, 12 Nov 2011 15:51:00 -0500

OHHH THAT’S SO GOOD~! C:/> GOSH I’M SOOOSO GLAD THAT EVERYONE SEEMS TO BE BUNCHES HAPPIER NOW~!

==>Tricky: Be sick.

Sat, 12 Nov 2011 15:45:10 -0500

trickycoffeecakes:

trickycandybar:

trickycoffeecakes:

Yes, you just were uncorrupted—and now, you’re sick. Your stomach hurts, your throat is sore, and your cheeks hurt from smiling so wide. Of course, you’re still smiling now. But, it hurts, and you have to keep your smiles tiny.

You really wish Die was here, but he went away for a bit. So you’re just curled up in a blanket, slowly eating some cake, and wishing people would talk to you.

“Itchy~?”

You knock on the door frame, smiling a little. In your other hand you hold a bag with some goodies that you can only hope will help your friend feel a little bit better.

“How are you feeling?”

You’re slung over the couch, with some sort of very brightly colored blanket thrown over you. You cough, then look up at your friend. You can’t help but smile wider, even if it makes your mouth hurt.

“CANDY HI!!” you chirp, pulling yourself up off the sofa and holding your arms out to him. “I’M FEELING OK I GUESS!!!”

You beam at him, pleased that he’s at least awake and talking, and walk over. You dump the back on the sofa and plop down next to him, hugging him tightly.

“That’s good! I was really worried there, for a while~!” You dig around in the bag, smiling. “I brought you something that should cheer you up, I hoope!”

HELLO dear sweet FRIEND OF MINE :)

Sat, 12 Nov 2011 15:43:28 -0500

SLICKY~! HIII HOW ARE YOU OH GOSH~!

==>Tricky: Be sick.

Sat, 12 Nov 2011 15:35:28 -0500

trickycoffeecakes:

Yes, you just were uncorrupted—and now, you’re sick. Your stomach hurts, your throat is sore, and your cheeks hurt from smiling so wide. Of course, you’re still smiling now. But, it hurts, and you have to keep your smiles tiny.

You really wish Die was here, but he went away for a bit. So you’re just curled up in a blanket, slowly eating some cake, and wishing people would talk to you.

“Itchy~?”

You knock on the door frame, smiling a little. In your other hand you hold a bag with some goodies that you can only hope will help your friend feel a little bit better.

“How are you feeling?”

I mean, think about it. When was the last time you heard from him?

Sat, 12 Nov 2011 15:26:13 -0500

UM-

WELL YEAH IT’S BEEN A WHILE BUT REALLY I’M SURE HE’S FINE~! I DON’T LIKE THINKING ABOUT ANYTHING BAD I’M SURE HE’S JUST BUSY!

Crowbar, I think...I think Slick's dead. ...I think he's been eaten.

Thu, 10 Nov 2011 20:20:45 -0500

WH-

WHAT?

one-eyed-royal: trickycandybar: one-eyed-royal: trickycandybar replied to your post:...

Sun, 06 Nov 2011 19:35:16 -0500

one-eyed-royal:

trickycandybar:

one-eyed-royal:

trickycandybar replied to your post: trickycandybar replied to your post: *if it…
*you take a hurried step back, and swing out like the cane’s a baseball bat, hoping to slow the other’s mad progress down just a bit* Tricksters don’t lie~!

You aren’t prepared for a sharp blow to your ribs and you take the whole brunt of it, legs going weak and letting you collapse in the dirt. You spit up a little bit of syrup and giggle. You taste delicious.

GOOD THING YOU AREN’T A TRICKSTER THEN!! hehehe—

You cough up more syrup after your attempt to laugh, then just giggle at the dirt.

Your eyes narrow again, and instead of dealing another blow to the fallen trickster you take a step forward. It’s not fair to hit someone when they’re down.

“I don’t care if you believe me or not~! But I aaaam a trickster, and I’m not going to kill you because that’d just be mean~!” You hum for a second, rocking onto your heels. “Even if you did hit me first~” You suddenly stop, and consider Slick.

“Oh but someone so rude should be taught a lesson, hee~”

You slap up the popgun and jump to your feet, jamming the end underneath his throat and giggling— with a thin trail of syrup coming from your mouth. With a mad giggle, you flick it open, the blade shoved against his throat trailing down to rest between collarbones.

i’m right, not RUDE!~ HEHEHEH… prove that you’re a trickster then BEFORE I SPILL YOUR FAKE CANDY BLOOD on the fucking ground.

It is probably bad that you don’t even react to that knife right there, but you just glance down at it in faint amusement. A close observer would even see you pressing up against the knife a little, drawing some syrupy blood.

“I’ve done all I can to prove I’m a Trickster, but you still seem to be blind to it~! I guess I’ll just have to open your eyes~!” You laugh, and it’s a little cruel, but mostly amused. Staring straight into his eyes, you raise your candycane in one hand as if to hit him, and then punch him solidly in the face with the other.

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Sun, 06 Nov 2011 19:17:37 -0500

one-eyed-royal:

trickycandybar replied to your post: trickycandybar replied to your post: *if it…
*you take a hurried step back, and swing out like the cane’s a baseball bat, hoping to slow the other’s mad progress down just a bit* Tricksters don’t lie~!

You aren’t prepared for a sharp blow to your ribs and you take the whole brunt of it, legs going weak and letting you collapse in the dirt. You spit up a little bit of syrup and giggle. You taste delicious.

GOOD THING YOU AREN’T A TRICKSTER THEN!! hehehe—

You cough up more syrup after your attempt to laugh, then just giggle at the dirt.

Your eyes narrow again, and instead of dealing another blow to the fallen trickster you take a step forward. It’s not fair to hit someone when they’re down.

“I don’t care if you believe me or not~! But I aaaam a trickster, and I’m not going to kill you because that’d just be mean~!” You hum for a second, rocking onto your heels. “Even if you did hit me first~” You suddenly stop, and consider Slick.

“Oh but someone so rude should be taught a lesson, hee~”

CTRL+T

Sun, 06 Nov 2011 13:31:04 -0500

You stare blankly for a few seconds, the words sinking themselves into your brain and almost seeming to clear your brain of the murky corruption. Your eyes clear back to their normal bright green, with only a trace of dark sevens in their very depths.It seems as if the Corruption has completely left you.

Except you still have your memories. Mentally you go over what’s happened to your friends and your candy cane suddenly feels more like metal in your grip than the sugar it’s spun out of. Your eyes narrow.

Then you do the one thing tricksters should never, ever do.

You frown.

trickycoffeecakes: trickycandybar: trickycoffeecakes: But you finally pull away, smirking as...

Sun, 06 Nov 2011 12:44:38 -0500

trickycoffeecakes:

trickycandybar:

trickycoffeecakes:

But you finally pull away, smirking as there’s a little strand of syrup connecting your mouths.

“Y͚͎͚̯͎̲̔ͣ̈̓́ͅO̝͗͛Ù̢̬̗͚̣͂ͮ͌̈̔̒ ̲͎̳̯̝̭̽D̫͙ͫͧ̍O̪̹͇̣͕̠ ̜͚̝̻̞̌̋͋̀̃͠T̫̪̝͙̟͋̇A͔̟̓ͥ͌̆̚S̞̗̟̻̰͈̘͂͒T̖̺͇̙͈̦͒ͮ̈́̄͊E̲̣̮̪̘̲͍̎ͪ̎̆̆̚͠ ̳̩͓͈͉̪̞͢Ĝ͔͈̦͓̜ͯ̏́̔ͥ̕Ọ̳͚͔͌ͫOͭ҉͉̺̝͙̦̖D͚̠̥̜̬͕̅̎͑̿̚”

You lick your lips, smiling a little, tasting cherry now as well as chocolate. It’s not unpleasant. “Tooold you so~!”

İ̢̧̖̤̦̯̘͕͎ ̧̻͕̪̙̇ͣ͂͘N̯̱̪͓̠̖̠ͦͪ̉̓ͮ͊̀͝ͅE̶͖̹̳̲̻͔̳̥̐̆̏͞͞V̥̯̹͓̜͙͛̀ͮ͗͋̀͞ͅE̴͙̳͍̣̗͔̗̰̓̆ͭ̋Ŗ̛̠̱̬̯̬͍ͣͥͧ̊͂̃͗̌̈ ͉͙̜͔̼̖̒ͤ̌͗̔̋͛͠D̷̙̟̭̙̠̺͚̼͂͗̃͝I̸̲̖͇̞̟̱̝̅̄͒͘͜D̴̟̥͓̯͈̯͙͌̌ͤ͋ͦ́͒̋́Ń̗͚̤̯̦̠̳̠͆ͮ̓̾ͪ’̫͎̺ͣͣͧ̀͘͢ͅT̹̮̙ͨ ͕̙̰͖̻̤̱̈́͟͠B̸̹̺͇̼̃̇͑̀̓̿̔̀͂E̠̦̪̙̠ͩ̄̿̅̿̐L̻̻͋ͦ̓̈̂͊Î͖͔̝͖͖̭͙Ẹ̡̝̩̙̝̇͐͌͊ͪ̚̚͡V̠̖͙̻̻̫͍̎̔ͥ̍̓̄ͧͣ̕Ẻͤ͛͐ͮ҉̳̳͙͈̠͉ ̝̹̝̪̪̀͂ͪ͂̂̀̀͘Y̠̬̼̪̹̱̟͇̐ͤͣ͟Oͮ̽̅̒̿̒̚̚͡͏̸͕̱U̒̃́ͩ̊ͫ́ͫ̋҉̢̖͙̼̘̖!̺̰̭͚͕̏̆͛ͧ͋̀̚!̸̨͈̙͕̜̝̖́̈̋ͪ́!̯̹̯̬͂̀͛́́͠

You start digging your claws into his arms, however, your teeth showing into a wicked smile.

Once again, you don’t even flinch, even as bright red syrup starts oozing out of your wounds. You just grin right back, face threatening to split as much as the corners of your mouth are threatening to turn down.

But a trickster should never frown.

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Sat, 05 Nov 2011 22:04:44 -0400

trickycoffeecakes:

trickycandybar:

trickycoffeecakes:

trickycandybar:

h͍͒̉̄ͨͮ̾e̱̹̐̿̈́̑̋̿̎e̹͍̩͇h̿ͪe̬̙͇̬̗͕͒ͅe͕͎̰ͅe͇̯̩͍̞ͤ̎ͫͮḛ̊ͩ͂e͇͓͔̱̳̮!͕̻̻̥̯̮̣̎̊̒ͫ ͓͓̳͔̫̒͊ͦ̂
̘̠͇
̟͕̹̽w̙̜̯̼̐̃̓ê̖͉̇̆ë̪̟̲͓̣̩͇́͋e̪͖̼͚̲͎̍́ͧ̇e̥̗̤ͫl͓̝l̹̉̍ͧͪͨḽ̳̱̖̽̆̓ͅ~̠̳̺̰̺͋̄̌͗̈
̟̬̜̗͔͍͈͂̌̓ͤ̓̚
̼̯͙̮͙͒̀Ă̜̺̤͙̦̦̫̔̀ͩl͉̆͆̾͒͒r̺̰̲̦̦ͥ͊͌͑̑ḭ̓ͫ̂͌g̼̝ͯh̙̘̱̞̦̉ͦ̈̍t͉̤!̣̟̩̲͎̝̋ͩ ̬͔̙̳͔

*grabs by the front of his suit, grinning maniacally for a moment before dragging Tricky into a kiss*

Ḧ̸̥͇̽E̡͎͙͔͔̝ͯͧ́
̴̩̩̹̲̲͖̀͒̒͐̋ͮͅH̴̱̙̮̤̳͇̓̆̒̅͝E̸̞̰̝͇̳̬̳͑ͩĤ͇̝̥͎̫͑́̕͞

You lean in and start chewing into Crowbar’s lip, and when the syrup starts bubbling up out of his lip, you begin to lap it up eagerly. Even in this state you’re in, the sweet taste makes you hiss with pleasure.

You don’t even flinch, but the small, still sugary part of you winces a bit, because wow that does hurt! You can taste your friend’s strange mix of chocolate and coffee, and that just makes you kiss him harder. Maybe that small part of you is hoping this’ll save him from hurting himself!

But you finally pull away, smirking as there’s a little strand of syrup connecting your mouths.

“Y͚͎͚̯͎̲̔ͣ̈̓́ͅO̝͗͛Ù̢̬̗͚̣͂ͮ͌̈̔̒ ̲͎̳̯̝̭̽D̫͙ͫͧ̍O̪̹͇̣͕̠ ̜͚̝̻̞̌̋͋̀̃͠T̫̪̝͙̟͋̇A͔̟̓ͥ͌̆̚S̞̗̟̻̰͈̘͂͒T̖̺͇̙͈̦͒ͮ̈́̄͊E̲̣̮̪̘̲͍̎ͪ̎̆̆̚͠ ̳̩͓͈͉̪̞͢Ĝ͔͈̦͓̜ͯ̏́̔ͥ̕Ọ̳͚͔͌ͫOͭ҉͉̺̝͙̦̖D͚̠̥̜̬͕̅̎͑̿̚”

You lick your lips, smiling a little, tasting cherry now as well as chocolate. It’s not unpleasant. “Tooold you so~!”